Legendary Pokémon

Done but you'll work 30 hours
I wish i had a bad egg in my poke cardidge

done, but your game pack is destroied

i wish i was a vampire!

Done, but you'll die trying to become one
i wish i had platinum

Done, but it will be fake
I wish my next wish can not be a doom desire

Done,but you're so happy that your wish came true and pass a road uncarefuly and a bus kills you.
I wish i had a superpower(any)

Done you can fly, but you will be uncarefull and an aeroplane will kill you
I wish I could do everything I want

Done, but your mom will tell you to go to your room.

I friggin wish that using a tablet were easier...

Done, but you won´t do that.
I wish to control the time!

done i wish have darkrai

Done, but it will be hacked
I wish I was the strongest man in the earth
@bill95kamael you didn't made Aluado's wish a Doom Desire

Done, but then some aliens, who are stronger than you, will drain your strength
I wish to drain Dialga_Fan´s strength instead of the aliens I said xD

@Dialga_Fan: Yay, so I can control the time without any negative effects!!!

Done, but your muscles wil be so big and you won't be able to pass your door and you will die from starving
I wish I can Control Aluado so I can control the time and nobody can control me!

done but some day you will have to go to sleep and i will kill you.
i wish to have darkrai without glitch or hack

Done but you will have it in 100 years
I wish sun won't extinct so we will continue to leave forever!

Done, but it´ll be hotter until the point it kills everybody
I wish I had a Jumpluff signature as nice as Dialga_Fan´s Frolass´ one.