Legendary Pokémon

Done, but it overpowers the game and it self-destructs.

I wish for a MegaBlastoise.

Done, but it's Level 1.

I wish for a Level 50 MegaWobbufett with Counter, Magic Coat, Barrier, and Reflect.

Done, but it's Ability is No Guard.

I wish for a MegaDarkrai.

Done, but its Ability is Truant.

I wish for MegaDugtrio.

Done, but its stat's are lowered when it goes Mega.

I wish for a MegaLugia.

Done, but it's killed by MegaKyogre.

I wish I had the GB Sounds in Real Life.

Done, but it's distorted and you hate it.

I wish there was a Pokemon VGC in the town that I live in.

Done, but Team Rocket blows it up.
(You're right. I don't like the GB Sounds.)

I wish Nintendo supported Pokemon Generations and paid the developers money to make it.

Done, but there's a Recession and Nintendo has to cut back on some of it's projects and the first thing to go is Pokemon Generations.

I wish my other car was a Torterra.

Done, but it reaches a top speed of 10 MPH.

I wish Shiny Sylveon was Green, not Blue.

Why? Blue is epic.
Done, but it's Black with Green eyes.

I wish my other car was a Suicune.

Done, but Gold catches it.

Green Sylveon and Pink Sylveon = Cosmo and Wanda!

I wish I had a Zapdos which was my car in real life.
(P.S. If I could make that a bumper sticker, I would.)

Done, but Zapdos eats you out of house and home.
(actually you can make it into a bumper sticker. See this website

I wish I had a Shiny Sylveon.

That'd be nice, if I had a car.

Done, but it's hacked and corrupts your game and you have to buy a new one.

I wish I had a car and a driver's license.

Done, but you total your car on the first day and they have to amputate your right foot because it got caught in the wreckage so you can never drive again unless you pay an arm and a leg (pun intended) for a prosthetic foot.

I wish I was eating some vanilla ice cream right now.