Legendary Pokémon

done. but all its other stats would be 1!
i wish i hade some chocolate.

Done! But you would be allergic to chocolate.
I wish I had a Slaking without the Truant ability.

Done!But he would had the synchronize ability and used it only against you!
I wish I lived far away from here

Done! But there will be not pkmn!
I wish my father wont tell me to close the computer cause iy\t has high electromagnetic radiation.

DONE!But you would die from radiation
I wish i could have a better pc

Done! But it would have no access to the internet.
I wish ALL of my professors had gone on a strike.

Done!But their deputies would fill you with homework for all eternity!
I wish I had a drive licence..

Done!GRRRRR....BOOM

I wish I could play D/P now.

Done! But you will give me your starter
I wish I could play online Super Smash Bros. Brawl now

Done! But you would always lose (loser)!
I wish the next weekend will be better than the previous one. (read my last posts in What are you doing at this very moment and you will understand what I mean)

DONE!But you forget to study and you end up grounded for the next 3 weekends at which brtw 4 parties will be taking place a couple of blocks away...
i wish i could have my ADSL NOW

Done! But your parents won't allow you to surf the net
I wish I could show to ninjomewtwo who is the loser in SSB games

Done! But you couldn't show to ninjomewtwo who is the loser in SSB games because the loser is you!!!! ( sorry if this disturbed you)
I wish Tonja could show me that she loves me too!!!!!

She loves you but someone else steals her heart, (ahhh..)

I wish I had Blue Resque Team

Done but it will break down

I wish Helen was not so tall, (and love me of course)