Legendary Pokémon

Done, but they are hacked

I wish I had Super Mario Galaxy (a real one)

Done, but it´ll be broken.
I wish to figure out what to do with my Jolly Eevee (besides evolving it to Leafeon).

Done!I'll help you decide.Release it.Then we'll all be happy ( except you of course but that's the point isn't it? )

I wish I were asleep by now...

Done, but you´ll be sleeping forever!
I wish to know everything.

Done, but you know nothing! (does that count?)

I wish i wasn't so bored of studying for my school exams!

Done, but you will help your mum with the cleaning

I wish i had a cool sig too.

i can draw one 4 u, but it' ll suck...

i wish i could draw that stupid rayquaza!!!

lalalala done but ur dogs will eat ur artwork XdD

i iwsh i had money without workin...

Done but you'll have to pay a fine for parking your car on a pedestrian crossing.

I wish for having a no school!

Done, but you' ll have to stay at the kindergarden 4ever and that sucks!!!

I wish I had a cello (I' ve said that before but nobody answered )

Done, but it has no strings.

I wish Venardou does NOT leave our school!

Done, he/she/whatever you leave your country.

I wish I had a better day...

Done, but it' ll be raining and your hair will be messed up!

I wish I could defeat that crab-boss in Zelda and happily continue my life...

Done, but your wii will explode.

I wish i could beat Xemnas now.

Done, but after you do so, he/she/it/whatever will ressurect and kick your @$$.

I wish I could manage to do the second Data Drain on Macha the Temptress in .Hack4//Quarantine... I'm stuck there for like a year...