Legendary Pokémon

Done, but your hair starts to fall out till your bald.

I wish for pumpkins the size of Australia.

(omg!) done but the earth isn't enough to contain them and we all die

I wish I was Batman

Done, but your secret identity is revealed in the most embarrassing way possible.

I wish I was less awkward around people.

done but people get more awkward around you ( tragic)

I wish gd was less awkward around people and people weren't awkward around gd

Done, but every person becomes a replica of gd and the world can't handle it so it implodes and then explodes.

I wish an unlimited supply of marshmallows, graham crackers and chocolate bars! S'mores for everybody

Wish granted but due to nuclear explosion. The entire population is wiped out except for you, leaving you to eat it all by yourself causing you to get diabetes and heart failure.

I wish for the world to end.