Legendary Pokémon

Done! But it would be broken!
I wish I had an F-16...

Done! Target locked. Missile fired. BOOM!
I wish I had a pet dog.

Done! But it would bite your ****! (ouch)
I wish I had 1 dog and 1 cat, instead of two cats!

Done! But i will come and cut them in pieces!
I wish steph was 1 year younger....

Your wish is an order. But you'll be ten years younger.
I wish my kitten knew how to use Pay Day,so she could give me some money.

Done! But you will lose your Amulet Coin
I wish I were an expert swordman

Done! But you would cut your girlfriend's mouth, so she would not be able to kiss you!
I wish I had more ideas for my fan fiction!

OMG! 600 posts! Ash RULEZ! lol

Done! You have them right now, but you'll forget them in a minute!
I wish I had more time to sleep.

Done! But your trait is Insomnia!
I wish I had more free time.

Done! But you won't have anything to do in your free time and you will be bored forever!
I wish I were imortal and had super strength and physcic powers

Done! But you would be unable to use your super powers!
I wish I hadn't an English lesson today!

Done! But you'll have it tomorrow.
I wish I had an ADSL Internet Connection...

( i have know idea what it is, but ill give it a shot)
done, but you'll break it?
i wish i knew what ADSL was...

Done! But you will never be able to have ADSL Internet Connection (ADSL = Internet connection at a really high speed like 1024 or 2048 Kbps)
I wish my wishes could not be countered.

Done! But a giene will appear and attack you.
I wish I were the more powerful creature in the entire galaxy