Legendary Pokémon

Done, but you won't have pokéballs or money, so you won't ever have a pokémon.
I wish my pokémon had pokérus.

done, but you will lose your game.
i wish i knew what to do next on my emerald.

Done, but you'll lost your cartridge.
I wish the nice tricks (like giving everstone when breeding or using Magcargo/Camerupt/Magmar for hatching eggs faster) would work in FR/LG too.

done. but you dont have fr/lg anymore.
i wish that i could use dig so the doom desire would miss.

Done, but I'll use spore first. ^^
I wish nobody would use legendaries anymore.

done. but the other pokemon became extinct.
i wish i had vital spirit as my ability so spore would be usless.

Done,but you will be KOed before you dig by an OHKO.
I wish I knew where to train my Pokemon for good EP at R/S/E

are you serious?
done. but you game got a virus that caused you not to beable to EP train.
i wish that i could hurry and find latios.

here are places to ev train:
HP - Whismur - Cave on Route 106
Attack - Carvanha - Route 119 (Super Rod)
Defense - Sandshrew/Skarmory - Route 113
Special Attack - Spinda - Route 113
Special Defense - Tentacool - Almost Anywhere you can surf
Speed - Zubat/Golbat - Cave of Origin

Done! You'll find it, but it will run away!
I wish your Latios would be killed by Jirachi's Doom Desire!

Hey, if anyone wants to know good places for training, send a message to me. I've taken data of many sites and made a guide with things like: all the egg groups, a table with all pokémon and the efforts they give, etc. I'll share this with anyone who wants, just tell me!

thats harsh...
done but it has a focus band and it held on from fainting.
i wish that latios would counter with an attack that would kill jirachi in 1 hit.

Done! But Latios will also die, hit by Doom Desire...
I wish you haven't Focus Band.

done. but now it has a super item that is resistant to steel type moves.
i wish that latios had another opponent to fight after it kills jirachi.

Done but it will be you and...(that's veeeeeeeery harsh so I don't continue it)
I wish someone could wake mew up

done. but it will look for you and... it's too much!!
i wish i hadn't *harsh* destroyed *harsh* my latios *harsh* with my incredible *harsh* extreamspeed.

Done! You had killed it with Quick Attack! XD
I wish you'll accidentally release your Latios!

P.S.= Even if there was an item that make your pokémon resist steel moves, Future Sight and Doom Desire aren't applied to super/non-effectiveness.