Legendary Pokémon

Done! But someone will cut your tonque!
I wish i was expert in English...

Done! But you develop Alzheimer's and forget them!
I wish I could find a nice ROM hacking tool.

Done! But none emulator could run your hack rom
I wish I could find a true expert in Zelda games

Done! But he/she would suck in pkmn games!
I wish I hadn't to study English today!

Done! But you must study your Italian!
I wish i had a pokemon!

Done! But it will hate you and attack you!
I wish I was a pokémon like the mystery dungeon games.

Done! But you would be a very bad pokemon! Ha ha!
I wish I didn't have to write a test tomorrow...

Done! But you will write it the next day.
I wish school didn't start tomorrow. (Those who are Greeks know what I mean. For those who are not from Greece: Nearly every school in Greece had been taken over by students.)

Done! But it will start the next day! (lol)
I wish I was as powerful as a RAYQUAZA!

Done! But suddenly, you'll be hit with an Ice Beam...
I wish this month would pass faster, so I could finish the school! (Here in Brazil, school starts at february and finishes at the end of november... and it's my last year on school!)

Done! But you won't go on holidays
I wish this month would pass faster, so I could play Zelda: Twilight Princess

Done! But somebody will steal your Wii (I will!).
I wish I was an expert spriter.

Done! But your paint programm would be deleted! (I think you are an expert spriter)
I wish I had higher marks......

Done, but you'll lose them.
I wish I had a better reputation.

Done! But your posts will drop to zero
I wish I had a real edge Master Sword