Legendary Pokémon

You'll defeat him, but everyone thinks you're cheating!
I wish Pokemon were in the real world

Done!But...er..not again..I think someone already wished that...
I wish I could have some guests at my site

Done! But they're hackers...
I wish my shiny Oddish have good IVs (actually, they're horrible!)

Done!But it won't be shiny anymore...
I wish I could read Humans' mind...

Done!But then you would understand that many people tell lies and actually they do not love you so you would be very sad.

Where's your wish, Blue?

Oops!I wish I had made a wish!

Done! But your wish has been changed to a Doom Desire, anyway.
I wish I can battle you someday!

Done!But you will lose!
I wish I had a normal D/P without any problems and errors from now!

I don't care if I lose, I just want to battle! Anyway...
Done! But it's japanese!
I wish I had an original english version of D/P and a DS without problems, errors, explosives, viruses, etc.

I don't care it will be Japanese,I have the Japanese Ranger anyway.
Done!But you will drop it into the sewer and a rat will eat it before you play it!
I wish I was paid with real money without giving it to anyone for working my forums!

Done! But you will also drop it in a sewer for accident!
I wish I could know what to wish...

Done!But you will wish you will Die!(^^)
I wish I had a real Charizard and it was invincible and obeyd me every time without destroying anything and of course,without a Pokeball and without anyone fearing.

Done!But it would put fire on your garden accidentally!
I wish I could pilot an F16 without failure!

Done!But another F-16 will throw a rocket at you accidentaly!
I wish there were a wish without any problems!