Legendary Pokémon

Done. But you would be too tall for her interests.
I wish my parents and I would stop fighting...

Done!But then you would be really bored and then commit suicide
I wish stupid people would stop appearing at the tv

Done! But somebody even more stupid than them would appear, you!
I wish I could post here before 3 or more people post.

Done!But then you would be Banned!
I wish I could have a real Squirtle.

Done! But it would rapid spin you!
I wish billaros was a caterpie

Done! But he's d*mned creepy!
I wish ninjomewtwo won't post after me!

Done!But I will instead!(as did)
I wish I had a little more luck..

done. but evyr1 will get jealous of you and hunt you down and cut your feet off for luck!( just like rabbit's feet are luck!)
i wish my sister would stop trying to make me babysit her child!

Done. But you will volunteer instead.
I wish I had an acoustic guitar. (I already have a classic)

DONE!but on your way home you slip on a realy angry caterpie(me)and you break it(soz,no offence alwayz)
I wish i had a ps3 like NOW!

Done! But you won't have any games to play on PS3
I wish Nortec wouldn't be so stupid company

Done! But you would be stupid instead.
I wish i could win this mawile who is blocking my way to the beries,

Done. But after that some Pidgeys will eat all your berries.
I wish I had the new album of Evanescence right now...

done, but right after you get it, a band of theives will come out of nowhere and steal it.
i wish i had a ds light( i got the original)

Done! But you jave no cartridges!
I wish I could beat everybody in netbattle.