(24-08-2013 01:34 AM)Alcov1ch Wrote: [ -> ]Done, but it takes you an hour for each one.
Some of them do take a long time to work.
(24-08-2013 01:34 AM)Alcov1ch Wrote: [ -> ]I wish I loved writing essays. (I can't write unless it's something I want to write.)
Done, but you're essays put everyone to sleep because they are so boring.
I wish I was a Leafstone.
Done, but you spend eternity sitting in a Trainer's Bag.
I wish I had a cannon to shoot! And powder & shot, obviously.
Done, but the shot gets stuck and the cannon explodes, killing you.
I wish I was a Trainer's Bag.
Done , but you're a cheap plastic version.
i wish England wasn't so cold
Done, but now it suffers from incessant torrential rains.
I wish it snowed in Florida.
Done, but it's a blizzard and it ruins all the crops and turns Florida into a barren wasteland.
I wish I was a Shiny Chespin!
Done, but you're hunted and killed for your shiny fur.
I wish Nintendo showed Diglett's body.
Done, but it's so hideous that you faint when you see it.
I wish for an umbrella Pokemon.
Done, and it's Psychic/Normal.
I wish for an ostrich Pokemon.
Done, but it's only available through events that you will always miss.
I wish the government defaulted on its debt.
Done,and Germany will give Greece the money from WW2!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I wish I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished I wished for a wish.
Done, but ERROR $!@!@$, LEGENDARY POKEMON SERVERS WILL SHUT DOWN IN 24 HOURS!!!!!!
I wish Hachi hadn't made that wish.
Done,but my alternative wish was division by zero.
I wish for the above.
Done, but the world is sucked into a black hole and we never get to play X and Y.
Thanks a lot Hachi!
I wish I could undo Hachi's wish.
Done, but at the cost of your life.
I wish GD was back alive.