Legendary Pokémon

Done, but you'll accidentally break them.
I wish my glasses wouldn't get dirty or break.

Done! But your eyes will be dirty!
I wish I hadnt got home work!

Done! But you would be an idiot!
I wish I could write longer compositions.....

Done! But they won't make sense.
I wish school didn't start tomorrow!!! (Noooooo!)

(m2)
Done! But It would start today, ONLY FOR U!
I wish school didn't start tomorrow!!! (Noooooo!)

Done! But it will have started yesterday, AND FOR U!
I wish I had the power to turn the time back

Done!But but you will lack the ability to turn the time forth...
I wish I knew how or when I'm gonna die...

done! but its right now and by burning in a oven after being shot in the head with a harpoon gun on fire after it had been dumped in poison.(you said how!)
i wish that would never happen to me.

Done! But you will get hanged while swordsmen are all around you slashing everything in sight (including you).
I wish I was better at bowling (talking about Wii of course, not real bowling!).

Done, but you won't play it anymore!
I wish Geshp didn't kill Cameela (on Shining Force 2, does anybody knows this game?)...

Done, but someone else would!
I wish a had an F-16 or a Lamborghini Gallardo (I don't have expensive tastes )

Done!But you will crash in your first 2 minutes and die..
I wish the weather was better so I could get out...

Done! But when you get out, Charizard2005 will crash into you with her Lamborghini Gallardo and you will die as well.
I wish I was immortal.

Done! But Intruder And Charizard Will wish you not to be immortal so that u would for waht u did to here lamborghini and to intruders clothes!
I wish this didnt happpened~

Done, but something worse will happen instead! (With you, too.)
I wish I had a Mirror Shield.