Legendary Pokémon

Done! But yours will be!
I wish I could be more often in internet, so I could be here more often too...

Done! But u will be banned!
I wish I had a Pokemon D&P who it wont break up!

Done! But because you are a good person, you will give it to me
I wish I had more reputation comments

Done! But they will be all negative.
I wish I can reach 600 posts without spamming today.

(YAY! My turn!)

Done! But the will be deleted!
I wish i had 500 posts!

Done! But your reputation would be -99!
I wish I had more time to spend on my pc!

Done!but you would be blind
I wish i had canis canem edit+mk:armagedon+earthworm jim1+2

and of course i wish she was my girlfriend----> Préscillia Samantha Cynthia Betti

(I'm still trying to figure out WTF is your first wish, so I will Doom Desire the second one.)

Done! But she would leave you for me! (YAY!!!)
I wish I owned Smogon and Net Battle.

Done! But a group of hackers will attack you
I wish I had the day off

Done! But you wouldn't have anything to do.
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow...

Done! You'll be terribly sick and won't even get up!
I wish treecko's posts would be reset, so he wouldn't leave us after the 590th post.

Done! But he will leave after the 3rd post.
I wish Arcanine had a better movepool.

Done! But it will have pitiful base stats
I wish I could beat Pokemon Stadium 1,2 all tournaments in round 2

Done!But you will suck at zelda games!!!
I wish I wasn't this bored..

Done! But you would be hyperactive and you would die because of lack of energy!
I wish I was an expert in Japanese.....