Legendary Pokémon

Done! But you won't have access to the internet for the rest of your life..
I wish my USB port will be fixed soon

Done!but your cpu would explode due to a shortcircle thing.
I wish i wished sth hat couldn't be spoiled by anything like intruder did on page 56

Done. But you would be just Intruder's clone No.56!
I wish Solaris had the figurine with the knuckle I wanted...

Done. But it would be only a display item; no bou for you
I wish I could see how things would have turned if I chose a different path in certain situations...

done. but the different path would always be death!
i wish this forum was more lively, like when i first joined .

Done, but then you´re banned.
Ha! I´m back from the camp and I hadn´t break anything this time!!!
I wish legendarypokemon had a server on netbattle (and I wouldn´t be banned, and it would be accessed by many people)

Done! But you won't get a single win
I wish I could win the championship in legendarypokemon's netbattle server

Done, but you´ll be banned forever after this.
I wish to be famous.

Done! You'll be famous 'cause you killed your family and death penalty awaits...
I wish you all knew that I actually have a server in Net Battle and that I would like to host tournaments for LP. (I may not be LP, but we can use my server.)

Done, but even if we knew, we won´t ever go to this server.
I wish to know which server is ninjomewtwo´s (and I wouldn´t be banned or lose my battles. )

Done! But here comes Alzheimer's...
I wish Aluado had seen THIS.

done!but then it would have been fun and additionally you are a n00b
i wish i could buy the mafia and run it

Done, but then you´ll be killed...
I wish I remembered what ninjomewtwo said before. (I read it, but I didn´t remember, of course)

Done! But your head will explode in a million pieces.
I wish I had a Phillips CD-i with the three ridiculous zelda games

done but you would have a stroke bcz of the ridiculusness of the games
i wish i could play the guitar as well as michael angelo batio does