Legendary Pokémon

Done ! But one day someone will defeat you and take your glory..
I wish i could remember where my emerald is..

Done but you would either lose your gba or have ur gamefile deleted
I wish mariza would be my girlfriend...

Done! Ok, not anymore.
I wish that Mariza was ultra ugly and was his girlfriend.

done but cause im really a prince i would kiss her and she would become sth like a tumpanoseo78910ari.
i wish what happend due to ninjomewtwo's wish happened in reality

Done, but it will happen only in your dreams...
I wish my uncle wasn´t such a monster. (He´s so evil, that he doesn´t deserve to be called "human")

DONE!he wouldnt be such a monster but more thatn that!
I wish nothing for i am nothing so i wish not being nothing and killing all emos

Done.But you will die too and you will become best friends with emos in the other world...
I wish birthday presents were easier to find...

Done! But you still can't find any coz you're a retard.
I wish I had a bomb to put in Star Channel's building coz they stopped showing Pokémon and YGO!

Done! But you won't use the bomb because the Star Channel's building will be devastated by me and my special rocket launcher for the same reasons.
I wish I could watch YGO! GX right now

Done, but you won´t like the episode.
I wish a good Pineco would hatch soon! (I´m tired of breeding and hatching without success...)

done but it'd flee in fear when it see's that it would be surrounded by 5 100lvl pkmn
i wish i could spam freely

Done, so you´re banned.
I wish to understand what is said on billaros´ signature (in the pic)

Done! But then you will die of laughter as I did!
I wish I owned the Internet.

Done! But a group of hackers will attack and shut down all the Nets
I wish I had the ability to change shapes and forms

Done! But you will be transformed to a ditto..
I wish Alice wasn't that stupid..