Legendary Pokémon

Done! But then we wouldn't have to learn other languages at school so, no more kids' hours!
I wish I knew eveything.

Done!But then noone would like you because you would correct them continuously!
I wish I could play at an Epic Adventure movie!

Done! But you will be such a horrible actor!
I wish all the heroes from Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts were real!

Done!But also all the villians from these games would be real and the world would be in danger!
I wish I could hold my breath underwater for ever without any problem.

Done! But after some time you will transform into a fish-like person and everyone will fear you!
I wish I could go to the beach without having my mom bugging me that I'll get a cold!

Done! But you'd get a cold anyway!
I wish I wasn't bored that often...

Done! You'll be bored more times than before!
I wish someone could answer the question I wrote in "Quick Question".

Hey! I thought nobody would like this game, but you did! Thanks!

Done! But you won't understand the answer!
I wish I could meet all the cast from the Lord of the Rings!

Done!But they will kill you by mistake
I wish I ciuld be......(what?)

Done! You would turn into dots on a paper (......) for eternity.
I wish magic was real! ^^

Done!But wacth for the Thunders falling on you
I wish I could be myself

Done!But now noone recognizes you because they knew your past (non- )self!
I wish I had a shiny (at least)

Done!but it will be a Magikarp with a new ability "EVERSTONE: Never Evolves"
I wish I could fly...out in the blue!!!

Done!but you will crush with a plane and Die!
I wish I knew HTML

Done!But then a new programming language will show up and everyone will forget HTML!
I wish I could defeat Michael Jordan in a 1on1 basketball match!

@Vensires: I don't care!Even a magikarp would ok!