Legendary Pokémon

Done. You´ll be so happy that you´ll become dumb.
I wish I could resolve my problems right now...

done but in the next 2 seconds u will be facing new probs

i wish i had my pc fixed by itself....

done but it will become slow (lol)
i wish evanescence would stop singing forever and that they banned all of her songs forever (lol)

Done but all metal bands will be banned with them.
I wish i had all 493 pokemon in my pokedex.

Done! But the save file is corrupt. The previous save data will NOT be loaded.
I wish all emo dudes take out their brains and eat them (= die).

(If anyone in here is emo... Well, I think that you guys like killing yourself so it's not a problem. )

done ,but then u realise that u miss them

i wish nm was claver

Done! But he would be clever than you
I wish I could absorb the energy of all of yours

Done, but you'll explode because the energy is too much.
I wish I had a second - working - Nintendo DS.

Done, but it will be stolen.
I wish to rest...

Done but...it'll be for a minute ( or just 30 seconds ) cause a bomb will explode outside your house ( stupid eh? )

I wish I wasn't sooooooooooooooooooooooo bored and I was in the mood to study for my exams...

Done but you will be even more bored and you will be in the mood, but you still wont study for them... lolz
I wish I could find a funny video that would actually make me laugh... it's hard to make me laugh, I wanna laugh!!!!!

(ahh i watched some funny videos from utube but i dont remember the link...)
but u like watching friends... dont u laugh with them?

anyway done but when u start laughing u cant stop ....

i wish hadnt any more exams but maths nightmare is near -.-

uh, how do you know i watch friends?????????????????????? O.o
and no i dont laugh with them, only a little ha sometimes but idk why ...

done but you wont have any more exams because they kicked you out of school

u didnt wish anything -.- . anyway look ur signature -.- u got a link ...

Ohh, yes myspace... lol, btw i did wish something, i swear, but i bet my computer froze and i wasnt writing when i thought i was... -_- i hate when that happens.
Well i meant to wish:
I wish I could decide which layout to use for myspace, seriously...