Legendary Pokémon

Done, but you are arrested for arson and sentenced to thirty years.

I wish I had an Eevee that liked me and held an Everstone.

Done, but all of your other Pokemon HATE Eevee.

I wish I was Number 4.

Done , but you evolve into twelve.


I wish i wasn't so clumsy

Done, but now you are stupid.

@GD: I meant in real life. What other Pokemon?

I wish I had a Pidgeotto in real life who liked my Eevee.

@Kingnothing412~ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464540/
@Alcovich: If you could have an Eevee in real life, odds are that you would want other Pokemon in real life as well.

Done, but Pidgeotto doesn't obey you because you don't have enough Badges.

I wish that I was a figment of my imagination.

done , but you cease to exist. and so does your imagination because of that.

i wish could get more than 6 hours of sleep.

Done!But then you evolve into a lion.(lions sleep for about 18-20 hours a day)
I wish Celesi was here.

Done, but she forgot how to speak English and Greek.

I wish I had enough badges to train you.

(Alcovich,I know a few German.Actually,I know enough German to tell her what I want to tell her )
Done,but you end up being trained by a lv1 Magikarp.
I wish I knew you were trouble... (OK!I know!It's Taylor Swift's song! )
I wish I knew how old Alcovich is.
(it has to do with sth that grassdragon knows)

(back from Russia , eh 888?)

done , but he's 27.



i wish the school system provided better education for foreign languages.

Check my profile. Doesn't it display my age?
EDIT: Oh, that's right, I changed my age because of that insane hacker person. I am two years old, if you must know.

Done, but the schools fire all the teachers that teach those classes and replace them with 80-year-old substitutes.

I wish I spoke English, Spanish, German, Greek, French, Italian, and Russian fluently.

Done, but you become mute.

I wish I was short.

Done, but you become so short that you must reach up to touch the floor. Then someone steps on you and you die.

I wish I had a hacked Pokemon game.

Done, but it renders all of your game systems/computers/cell phones unplayable and will continue to render all future game systems/computers/cell phones you buy unplayable so you never play Pokemon or get on this website again!

I wish I was a Chespin.

Done, but you are OHKOed by a Froakie.

I wish GD was a Treecko.