Legendary Pokémon

You can, but the file will be so big that your computer will spaz and electrocute you! So you lose your file and you are hurt badly.

I wish I could play a proffesional sport.

done but thesteroids will kill you
i wish for a double battle

Done but you'll die
I wish i never see any more n00bs at Youtube*

Done... but you´ll see them everywhere else!!! xD
I wish I had a nice dessert to eat now :B

Done, but you'll go every minute in the toilet

I wish i had farted now

done, but everyone in this forum would have died.

I wish I didn't have lesson afterwards

Done, you´ll have exams instead
I wish I had better ideas to write my fanfic.

Done, it is pritty boring. j/k

I wish i had a fanfic

Done, but all your writing materials would vanish.

I wish I had more free time...

Done, but your pc, Game boy, playstation etc will broke, everyone will be busy all the time and you will get bored!

I wish I was Administrator in Legendary Pokemon!

done! But the other admind don't want you so from now toy are a mod...

I wish i will not take bad mark on the maths test....

Done, but you'll fail everything else!

I wish there will be more than a foot of snow on the ground when I wake up.

done but then it will melt

I wish tomorow I'll have fun with my kite....

Done but only for a second!

I wish... I had a non-hacked Dialga with all stats max that it cannot be released, and my Diamond cannot broke!

Done, but you will lose your game.

I wish I could learn PHP easier than I could now.