Legendary Pokémon

Done, but you won´t ever complete your pokédex...
I wish I had a Gold Card.

Done! But it will be a false one
I wish I could drive Batman's car...

Done!But he has the copyright for driving that car and he'll sue you!
I wish I had more time

Done! But soon you will get bored
I wish my best friend was more patient

Done!but he wouldn't be ur best friend any more
I wish i could meet God and make him a friend of mine and i wish he gives me his msn mail

Done! But his Jerly (LOL! don't ask what's this) will send you to hell for one or two eternities.
I wish I could make money right now without having to do anything.

Done!But you will make money disappear in the same way.By doing nothing!
I wish I wasn.t ruining my DS so often...

done but you would destroy it right away
i wish jerli didn't send me to hell fo a couple of eternities

Done... you´ll be send to the hell by somebody else!!!
I wish my Jumpluff had 31 IV of speed...

Done! But it won't get any effort points on speed
I wish Aluado could cloning his 31 IV spd Jumpluff and give it to me

He can, but a n00b on Wi-Fi corrupts the data and replaces it with the mysterious Egg Missingno.
So you get a Missingno that might corrupt your save game. (Happy End )

I wish I didn't have to go to school, neither to work or being bored. (Right?)

Done: you won´t go to school because you´re "banned" from there (sorry, I forgot the right word again!)), you don´t have to work 'cause you´re fired and you won´t be bored... you be mad instead!!!

I wish to find another members of this forum then Treecko in Netbattle (and fight and win some battles of course )

umm done but u'd die i guess
I wish i could understand what he said

You can! Until he starts speaking French!

I wish I didn't have a 1 for German -_-'

Done, you have 0.
I wish to be the Pokémon League Champion!